Trying Somethin' new!

Ok so I just read my comments...I know it took me a while...and Coldplaywhore had a good suggestion...rate the fics for lemon value! Going forward I will rate the fics I recommend. I'm not going to go back to what I have rec'd already unless you ask me to. So here is the breakdown of my:

Scale of Lemony-Goodness (SLG)

1. Flows with talk of lemony goodness which has yet to occur between main characters.
2. Filled with lime goodness – everything but the whole margarita.
3. We have penetration - A Smattering of Lemon Juice throughout the story.
4. Over flowing with lemons and limes – getting drunk off of margaritas and limoncellos.
5. Oh dear lord Lemon trees have been planted and are in full bloom!

A big thank you to Coldplaywhore and Flightlssbird11 for all their help with establishing this rating system.

1. Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm ~ Lemon Rating: 1 - for now * has promise to get to 5*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/Edward_Wallbanger
Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick...

My thoughts: deliciously loud smexing coming from Edward and I love Bella's relationship with her cat! (I mean real cat not her pussy). Great witty banter and Bella has a great talent for creating nicknames for Edward's harlem of girls!

2. I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus ~ Lemon Rating 5
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5234938/1/
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons

My thoughts: I wish I had a hot boss to wack off in front of!!

3. A Deeper Shade of Green by lola84 ~ Lemon Rating 3.5

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5015308/1/A_Deeper_Shade_of_Green

Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. When a mysterious new student turns her world upside down, will she have the strength to resist him, or is she destined to repeat her old mistakes? Will he be able to save her when the past catches up with her? AH *Complete*

My thoughts: Powerful writer! Had me crying in all the right spots. The lemons were hot! And Bella has some of the best word vomit going in this story! Very underappreicated but FANTASTIC STORY!! Make sure to review this story when you read it!!

Don't forget about Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest: Hosted by kikiwhore (aka kikikinz and coldplaywhore) contest is now open! Start your Esme lovin fest!!! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2079696/.fanfiction.net/u/2079696/

Yummy Mommy and Dilfward

OK so it has been way too long since I got a chance to update especially now that I have followers! Thanks to everyone that reads this, it's kinda an awesome feeling. Now I know what it must feel like for all you author's out there when someone adds you to their favorites!! This could really become addictive!!

So before I give you a few rec's I have a great contest to tell you about: Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest hosted by Coldplaywhore and kikikinz better know now as kikiwhore! Check it out!! Contest is open from September 15th to October 31st. Voting will begin on November 1st and the winner will be announced on November 15th. For full info check out the website on fanfiction.net http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2079696/

Also another great contest which I have read a couple of entries for is Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F Contest. Check that out too : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2057730/DILF_Contest

I have decided that because of these two contest that I would keep the rec's in the same line and go for theme recommendations, hence Yummy Mommy and Dilfward:

These are in no particular order however there are more then 3 this time to try to make up for not posting for while, and I have cut down on my own thoughts on the stories, but there is still a little something for all of them.

1. Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5062719/1/Bella_Swan_Kidnapper
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

My thoughts: super funny, witty all around great time! I don't think I have laughed out loud as much during a story as I have with this one!

2. Coming to Terms by GinnyW 31
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4626503/1/Coming_to_Terms
A one night stand, handful of condom wrappers, and Bella decides she's meant to be alone. Fate has other plans. All human. Canon pairings.

My thoughts: Super addictive story I jump up and down everytime this story updates!! Fantastic writer! OH and check out the outtakes for extra lemony goodness!!

3. Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5051088/1/Confessions_of_a_Nanny

Bella Swan accepts a job as a nanny for single father, Dr. Edward Cullen. Living under the same roof and Bella's seduction plans, leads these two into a whirlwind of pleasure and excitement. AH/Mature

My thoughts: This is an amazing Dilfward story where the attraction and chemistry between B & E is thick!

4. Holding Out For You by ObessingOverEdward
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4666438/1/Holding_Out_For_You
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again 2009.

My thoughts: Loved every chapter of this story! Cried and laughed all the way through it! Most people I have talked to have read it but it never hurts to bring it up just in case!! Also don't forget to check out the outtakes as well for some added lemony goodness!

5. Waiting for Dr. Right by vickitori303
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4934589/1/Waiting_For_Dr_Rightng_For_Dr_Right
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with.

My thoughts: I get super excited when this story gets updated. It started out light and fluffy sort of but is turning into more now with the latest updates. The lemons are great!!

6. American Boy: by coldplaywhore
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5100267/1/American_Boy
Sequel to American Girl - Edward and Bella are on a road trip through the US with Alice and Jasper, four years after their initial journey to Europe. All Canon Couples. Lemony Goodness Galore.

My thoughts: OK so first yes I am a little bias I do beta for CPW so I do love it!! Do read American Girl first before this one. In this story E and B are on their way to being a yummy mommy and a dilf but I figured that still counted!! super fantastic preggo-lemons in this story! Bella has a hard time keeping her hands to herself at times!

7. Readjusted by muggleinlove
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4852671/1/Readjusted
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?

My thoughts: Great read! I was always super excited for updates but now that it's finished you won't have to worry about that. It has a twist that some of the other stories I have listed don't...Edward doesn't want kids or anything to do with them.

8. Hand Me Down by Hope4more
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4654133/1/Hand_Me_Down
Bella is pregnant, alone and broke. She doesn't turn to the ones she should. She toughens it out on her own. Unexpected turn of events keep happening in her life; it comes as a great surprise who turns to be the one constant in her life. AH/AU R/R Lemon

My thoughts: This story started off with such an interesting twist and didn't stop with just one. There are tearjerker moments throughout as well as juciy preggo smexing!! Made me want to be prego too just to have the smexing with Edward that Bella does in this story.

What's Next?!

Ok so since I started this little blog I have thought more about what I want to do it with....I am going to keep up with the fanfic recommendations...but in addition to that I will add the links to each story and maybe a little bit about them. Oh and the occasional pic will be posted too! Cause who doesn't like to see sexy pics of Robert and few of the others as well!

Now to keep things under control...aka me from not ranting too much...I will keep the recs. to 2 or 3.

Oh first you should know 99% of the stories I read are filled with smuty, lemony goodness!! Consider your self warned! :)

I have thought long and hard about what stories I should tell you about this time, I have read so many of them and such a wide range of them that it is a little difficult to know where to start from, but here it goes:

1. Silence in the Stacks by jillbetsonalice

(http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4775897/1/Silence_in_the_Stacks)

A little bit about it: AU Edward works in a library, he leads a relatively uninteresting life...that is until Bella walks into his library one rainy Tuesday. She will change his life...the question is: Will it be for the better? I do not own these character. Stephenie Meyer doe

My thoughts: So much better and deeper then the description leads you to believe. Has had me on the edge of my seat while reading and I will admit I have cried throughout it! (side note I am a crier and I am not ashamed to admit it!) Now she hasn't updated in a while due to RL craziness but I am sure reviews will help move things along. And when she does update I drop what I am doing and read as quickly as possible, so that should tell you what a great story this is!

2. Love Ridden by Lou-La

(http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4835499/1/Love_Ridden)

A little bit about it: Edward Cullen, a big-time horse trainer in Gillette, Wyoming, hires a shy, quiet girl as a stable hand and trainee. He never expected to fall in love again, but Bella Swan is a dream come true. AU, AH. Rated M for Mmm, Lemons eventually! Lots of Fluff!

My Thoughts: I wasn't sure what to expect when I came across this story. I didn't think I could picture Edward with horses, but man does it work!!! This story is filled with lots of lemons and its complete so no waiting for more. Just be sure to review I am sure Lou-La would love to hear from ya.

I think for tonight I will leave you with two stories cause I think I am getting sick and need to head back to bed. I hope you enjoy the stories and the pics! :)

New to this

Ok so I have no idea what to truly write about here, I have never thought of my life as interesting enough to warrent a blog. But seeing as I am following a few I signed up for an account to watch for their updates. Crazy I know!! But well that's me a little bit of crazy.

So while I was trying to figure out if I could use this blog for anything other then following others while I was chatting with Coldplaywhore, and well she came up with the idea that I could use it to recommend good Fanfiction stories since I do read a LOT! I figured I could try that out and see how it goes.

I am not sure how often I will be able to update, seeing and RL is sucking at the moment and keeps taking me away from anything Twilight related, which I just realized I hadn't mentioned until now.

So my descent into Twilight is as follows:

You should know I love the Twilight books better then the movie...so far...I will let you know how I feel after New Moon. So when I originally saw the movie (Twilight) I had not read the books, in fact I really didn't want to jump on the band wagon at all! I was dragged to the movie by a good friend of mine and half way through the movie I was cursing her, literally, I leaned over to her and whispered in her ear "fu*k you now I have to read the Goddamn books!". Thank god for working for Canada's largest book distributor HB FENN and Company and for employee discounts!! YAY

So I purchased all 4 books at once and thank God I did because I read all 4 in 5 days. Crazy. Talk about no sleeping and barely stopping to eat. Although I did have stop for a family Christmas party and for a date...that was not worth stopping for. I should have cancelled but then I would have been the that gave up a date for Twilight and I just wasn't that crazy at the time!

Side note you should know that I love all the books. I can't picture Stephenie Meyer writing anything different then what she did. I enjoyed Breaking Dawn, I even liked Renemsee, but I am a hopelessromantic who loves cheezy endings! I can however see how some people don't like the last book, but I am not one of those people.

So once I finished the books I started reading fanfiction (ff), which was not a new thing for me...in high school I read Buffy fanfiction. But this is the first time since then that I even considered it.

Well I love ff and have spend way too many hours in front of my laptop reading. I am even a beta now for stories. Which by the way are fantastic!! And this will be my first recommendation. Anything by Coldplaywhore is wonderfully written and has great lemons!! (The lemons are fucking hot!) I started reading her story Follow Through it had me addicted right from the start. I also highly recommend Cabin Fever and Love Will Come Through....her other stories are just as good as these ones and I will probably talk about them all at some point but here these are just to get you started!!

Oh, and another good thing about CPW stories, she updates quickly!! Here are the links to her stories:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4963100/1/Follow_Through

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5023933/1/Cabin_Fever

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5130465/1/Love_Will_Come_Through

So check out her stories and come back sometime and I will have other stories to recommend as well.